I Might Have Looked Like The Car!

So this afternoon we go home from church and there was probably 100+ birds all over the grass.

I drove by and they all flew away. I went to take some trash to the dumpster and they were all chirping and then I saw them all fly into the air. I looked like a scene from Hitchcock's film "The Birds". That is all I thought about as I was walking back to the house. But that isn't what they were thinking about.

Apparently, they ate A LOT and as they flew over our car or sat in the tree above our car this happened...

That's right. All the brown is bird poop. They pooped up my car. I mean it was all over the car!! They all must have decided to poop at the same time... ON OUR CAR!!!

Man, I guess it was a good thing I got back inside or I might have looked like the car!